So you wanna brew your own Kombucha (booch)?

| 3 week scoby grown from a bottle of Kombucha |

I recall vividly the first time I tried a taste of Kombucha. My hubs insisted that I’d love it!  I’m always open to trying new things, so with gusto I took a huge gulp. And then it hit me; I didn’t know what to do!!  I couldn’t just spew it all over the place, but I had to do something as this glob of slime was assaulting my mouth!  I grabbed a glass and spit it out. He’s shockingly saying, “What are you doing?”  I’m giving him the stink eye, and challenging him to tell me “what the heck is in – this Frog slime??”  To which he informs me “that’s the BEST PART”… really??  Seriously?  I just took a swig of something that my taste buds thought was a little vinegary, only to be completely convinced he was trying to play a joke on me and have me drink frog slime At first I refused to try it again, firmly stating that I was NOT going to drink anything that had a glob of slime in it!  (We’ll get back to overcoming my slime fear later)

This went on for a few months, as bottle after empty Kombucha bottle started to invade an entire cupboard in my kitchen!  When I inquired as to whether I could recycle these bottles, he informed me he was saving them for when ‘I’ learned how to make it for us. Deep down inside, I might have been thinking, “brew your own Kombucha!”.  I don’t know where he got the idea that there was an ‘us’ in the consumption end of learning to make this.  However, the deciding factor that convinced me to make our own ‘brew’ was when I saw the cost of store bought ‘bucha’ and I had $300’s worth of empties!

I have to say; I’m a fairly accomplished cook, I grow and preserve a lot of our food.  I grew up making sauerkraut with my grandmother, so I understood fermenting, and thought. ‘How hard can it be?’ So I did what most people do when wanting to learn how to make Kombucha, I hit the Internet, and googled everything I could find on it.  There were so many sites, and although the directions seemed pretty similar, it also seemed a little overwhelming!

So I’m sharing with you how I went about making it not as overwhelming and scary for me to start. The first thing is to get organized, before you even start growing your scoby!  Source out your jar for fermenting, and your bottles that you’ll use for your second ferment (otherwise known as 2F) my hubs actually went dumpster diving in the glass recycling bins to find our brew jars!  Seriously!!  I scrubbed those jars spotless, and then put them into the dishwasher, cranked up the heat just to ensure I’d disinfected them completely. I also washed all those store bought Kombucha bottles and caps.

In my search of ‘how to’ there were a few options to growing a Scoby, I opted for the least expensive one (not that I’m cheap) I just didn’t want to invest a lot of $$ into something that if I didn’t get it right, I’d have to end up tossing it. I opted to buy a bottle of GT Kombucha, so I searched for a bottle with the most slime in the bottom of it, that ‘frog slime’ was/is a beautiful symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast, or in booch speak, a ‘baby scoby’.

Although we went dumpster diving for our 4 liter (gallon) jars and I went for the cheapo scoby, I didn’t go cheap on my tea.  Now I’ve read lots about using any old tea out there, I have to disagree; I think the quality of your Kombucha is directly related to how good your tea is. (I’ll discuss teas in a future post)

I personally use different teas now for their different medicinal properties, and often blend teas, however, you should have a few scoby’s going before you jump into mixing tea blends.

As a beginner, I recommend sticking to tea bags, as you go, you’ll be more confident and can use loose-leaf teas. My preferred tea to use is Tetley Pure Ceylon Tea.  It’s a really wonderful Black tea from Sri Lanka. I use 6 tea bags in my starter tea.

Organic sugar or table sugar? That’s a personal preference, you’re scoby can’t tell the difference, it’s more about the pesticides and chemicals used in the growing process. ALL sugar is refined and processed in some way.  There is zero difference when it comes to calories or taste. Regular white table sugar will not harm or kill your scoby, again, it’s completely your personal preference, and both will work exactly the way your scoby needs it to.

Also, your scoby NEEDS the sugar to consume, grow and stay healthy, so you need to add the required amount (it’s not like a cake where we can sub in applesauce, or use less sugar while baking)

When you’ve got all your tools, jars are clean, hands are clean, counter is clean, Kombucha bottle purchased, leave it out of the fridge for the day to warm up.  Brew your tea, add your sugar, allow it to completely cool, add the entire bottle of Kombucha to your sweet tea. Cover, and store in a warm spot out of sunlight (I keep mine in my walk in closet) In 3 weeks time you’ll have this beautiful plump scoby that no longer resembles frog slime it’ll now look like a placenta!!! I think that’s why it’s also referred to as “the Mother.”

Learn how to brew your own Kombucha here!

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